Okay, lets first acknowledge the fact that I missed a week of posting. Life sucks sometimes. Moving on.
I was originally going to post about being vegan but the something DRAMATIC happened.
After having a wonderful day in Talkeetna Ak, I come home to not only my roommate on the couch..she had invited her tinder match to come sleep over. It just so happens to be MY Bumble match as well. We will call him Legs, just so my friends don't get confused with all my crazy boy stories. He's called legs, because he has them...for days. Seriously. He is like 6'4, and hot.
I matched with Legs on bumble last winter. We naturally talked off and on for a hot minute. He then was deployed for a couple months. I sent him nudes; anything for our troops.
Anyways, I come home and they are on the couch. I heard is voice before I even saw him. His voice is very very deep, it's also very recognizable. I'm in the kitchen making Winston some food and I know I have to look. ITS FREAKING HIM. ITS LEGS. I wanted to die. I go to my room and call my friend. Of course she told me not to do anything. Do I follow directions? Never. I went to go make popcorn. And Legs is covering his face so I can't see him. So childish.
At this point it's only Legs and I that know what's going on. My poor roommate. I call my friend again to tell her. She tells me to leave it alone. I finally do, only for a minute. I hopped in the shower. And I left my popcorn in the microwave. So when I heard Legs go to the bathroom I go get it. My roommate is on the couch and I ask her what his name is... She tells me and I just bust out laughing. I finally tell her my Legs story and walk to my room.
Honestly that's the most I have ever talked to my roommate, bonding experience? Probably not. I think I may have just ruined her night. But low key I'm okay with that. I don't want Legs to sleep over and be drinking my coffee when I wake up.
Also sad, I didn't even want this popcorn.. I just wanted a reason to come into the kitchen. What a waste.
BUMBLE. TINDER. POF.
Okay, that was a little dramatic, but you already know me. It's practically my esthetic. Anyways...dating is hard but luckily we have the internet! *Please tell me you can read through the sarcasm.*
I started with tinder right out of high school. I never met anyone. I'd match with them, talk with them for a minute, usually end up exchanging Snapchat user names. It never lasts more than I week. I met my first tinder dude in 2017...after 3 years of having Tinder off and on. I got a bloody nose while hanging out with him...but I can tell my crazy tinder stories in another post.
As for POF and Bumble, I have had them but never really used them. POF scares me because literally anyone can message you and it gets really creepy. Bumble was too much work. You, as the girl, has to make the first move. I am not a first move kind of gal. So needless to say, both of these apps have been deleted.
Back to Tinder, its been my tried and true app of choice. I've meet some cool guys from there, but I've also met some also really awful guys, I've also met some coworkers.... I swear to God, boys are some of the dumbest creatures alive. But why am I so infatuated with all of them?
Tinder boys always come and go, and then sometimes they come back, usually all at the same time...I still have yet to figure it out. I by no means, am trying to sound like a tinder ho, but I have at least 3 revolving tinder boys. We will get tired of talking to each other and eventually stop replying, a week or maybe a month later we hit each other up. It's a never ending cycle.
My newest joke this week is that I'll be getting married by December 2018. Do I really believe it? HELL NO. But it's super fun to watch my friends and family cringe when I say it.
It's all fun and games til there's a ring on my finger!
Summer is almost here! With that being said this week we went on our first mini summer adventure. We headed down to the Knik River, a few minutes outside of Palmer Alaska. My friends have some Jeeps, so we hopped in, did a little off roading and drove down the river bed and had a little picnic.